My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
There was a moment in my life a change so grand that it altered the course of my journey and brought a new perspective to my world. It was unexpected, and came as a surprise, but it was a gift that changed my life in the most positive way possible. The change brought me hope, and opened doors I never knew existed. Prior to this moment, my life was a routine, a monotonous pattern of daily tasks and responsibilities. My life lacked direction, purpose, and ambition. I was simply going through the motions of my existence, and never challenged myself to aim for something greater. But then something just snapped inside of me. I didn't care if anyone was better than me at anything, I didn't care if I died. This game has transformed me, not just in terms of what I could achieve, but also in terms of who I was. I discovered parts of myself that I never knew existed - my resilience, my determination, my creativity, and my passion. I learned to see the world in a new light, to appreciate the beauty in the details, and to strive for excellence in all that I did. And most importantly, this game has taught me that anything is possible. If we have the courage, the perseverance and the dream to make doritos out of Nijika's ahoge, we can achieve the unimaginable. We can change our lives, and the lives of those around us. We can make a difference, and leave a legacy that inspires others to follow in our footsteps. In the end, this game that came into my life was not just a random game, but a turning point that redirected the course of my journey. It gave me purpose, direction, and a sense of fulfillment that I had never felt before. It made me a better person. And for that I will always be grateful.
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286 SCORE YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH :D
110 score
There's nothing to do in this life, so I'm playing this game.
I pressed so quickly her ahoge completely disappeared
Using an autoclicker for this is awesome
will wait for bocchi human form ><,
101
I need to download this game
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Hillarious, I play it over one hour and get 200 score. This game is chill, i love it. I played it before get sleep.
High Score: 50
Seika Appearances: 3
Kita Appearances: 4
Extra: Honestly, best time waster
HIgh Score: 102
Seika Appearances: 4
Kita Appearances: 5
Extra: had to make a Bocchi-Ahoge bank so i can meet Kita again
My Bocchi is not movable through mouse and I need to move her with the Dorito bag, is this intended or is another form of Bocchi movement intended?
You can move Bocchi using the dorito bag or one of the doritos (or any "bocchi chips")
i think i made it finite now
this is definitely one of the games of all time
haha
i broke the game lo
this game made me want to go buy doritos
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal.
There is no truth in flesh, only betrayal.
There is no strength in flesh, only weakness.
There is no constancy in flesh, only decay.
There is no certainty in flesh but death.
Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
For the Omnissiah
For mankind
👁👄👁
doritos
ในฐานะที่เป็นคนไทยที่เกิดในรัชกาลที่ ๙
นี่เป็นสิ่งบันเทิงที่ประเสริฐสุดที่ข้าพเจ้าได้ผ่านพบ
นี่เป็นสิ่งที่สองรองลงมาที่ได้เปิดตาข้าพเจ้าออกนับตั้งแต่
ข้าพเจ้าได้ออกจากครรภ์ของพระมารดา
ข้าพเจ้ารู้สึกเหมือนได้เกิดใหม่อีกครั้ง
ข้าพเจ้าขอขอบพระคุณ คุณ 塔打 คุณ ナコ และคณะ
ก่อนข้าพเจ้าเคยตาบอด ตอนนี้ข้าพเจ้ามองเห็น (ขอขอบพระคุณ นายสัตว์ร้ายและนิจิกะ อิจิจิที่รักยิ่ง)
ก่อนข้าพเจ้าเคยหูหนวก ตอนนี้เสียงนิจิกะเปรียบเสมือนดนตรีปลอบประโลม
ก่อนข้าพเจ้าไม่สามารถพูด ตอนนี้นิจิกะเปรียบเสมือนเสียงแทนข้าพเจ้า
ก่อนข้าพเจ้าเคยหมดแรง ตอนนี้นิจิกะเปรียบเสมือนกำลัง
สำหรับผู้ที่กระหาย นิจิกะคือสายน้ำปลอบโยน
หากนิจิกะมีผู้ศรัทธานับล้าน ข้าพเจ้าคือหนึ่งในนั้น
หากนิจิกะมีผู้ศรัทธานับพัน ข้าพเจ้าคือหนึ่งในนั้น
หากนิจิกะมีผู้ศรัทธานับร้อย ข้าพเจ้าคือหนึ่งในนั้น
หากนิจิกะมีผู้ศรัทธานับสิบ ข้าพเจ้าคือหนึ่งในนั้น
หากนิจิกะมีผู้ศรัทธาเหลือเพียงผู้เดียว ผู้นั้นคือข้าพเจ้า
หากนิจิกะไร้ซึ่งผู้ศรัทธา หมายความว่าข้าพเจ้าได้จากโลกนี้ไปเสียแล้ว
หากจักรวาลมีอยู่เพื่อนิจิกะ ข้าพเจ้าก็เป็นของทั้งจักรวาล
หากจักรวาลต่อต้านนิจิกะ ข้าพเจ้าจักต่อต้านทั้งจักรวาล
ข้าพเจ้าจะรัก ทำนุบำรุง ทะนุถนอมและปกป้องนิจิกะ จนลมหายใจสุดท้าย
บุตรหลานของข้าพเจ้าจะสืบทอดเจตนารมณ์นี้จนกัลปาวสาน
กระผมเห็นด้วยอย่างยิ่ง พระเยซูคริสต์จะเสด็จกลับแผ่นดินโลกอีกครั้ง
There was a moment in my life a change so grand that it altered the course of my journey and brought a new perspective to my world. It was unexpected, and came as a surprise, but it was a gift that changed my life in the most positive way possible. The change brought me hope, and opened doors I never knew existed. Prior to this moment, my life was a routine, a monotonous pattern of daily tasks and responsibilities. My life lacked direction, purpose, and ambition. I was simply going through the motions of my existence, and never challenged myself to aim for something greater. But then something just snapped inside of me. I didn't care if anyone was better than me at anything, I didn't care if I died. This game has transformed me, not just in terms of what I could achieve, but also in terms of who I was. I discovered parts of myself that I never knew existed - my resilience, my determination, my creativity, and my passion. I learned to see the world in a new light, to appreciate the beauty in the details, and to strive for excellence in all that I did. And most importantly, this game has taught me that anything is possible. If we have the courage, the perseverance and the dream to make doritos out of Nijika's ahoge, we can achieve the unimaginable. We can change our lives, and the lives of those around us. We can make a difference, and leave a legacy that inspires others to follow in our footsteps. In the end, this game that came into my life was not just a random game, but a turning point that redirected the course of my journey. It gave me purpose, direction, and a sense of fulfillment that I had never felt before. It made me a better person. And for that I will always be grateful.
boowomp
i admire you!
Its clear what the next GOTY will be
yall should join https://discord,gg/ryocord fr
It must be TGA yearly game, if I could safe my progress
i love this game
+ 虹门 +
＋凉门＋
can i... download this masterpiece so that i could play it offline please :>
Yearrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!
GOTY
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I NEED TO SAFE MY PROCESS!
I have no idea what I'm doing but it's really quiet fun,I mean no one can refuse Nijika,right?
But why does the chips become Guitar Hero after it got bocchi's ahoge()
That's quiet strange
bocchi
omg HE GOT THE EPIC BOCCHI OAMWMAMWM
No idea what i'm doing but it's a cool game.
takodachi?
i managed to fill an entire bag with nothing but bocchi. super happy!
Best game ever
Can't wait for the Guitar Hero junkfood to become a real life thing
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